Sunday, 22 July 2012
I take you back to the dangerous waters of Ibiza ...
Where scary beasties lurk,
Dressed in their skin tight, navy snappers,
A photo opportunity is not shirked,
You know that actor, that Bond guy?
The person they call Daniel Craig?
Well he's nowt compared to Feli,
Who leaves him trembling in his wake.
He isn't the only one who quivers,
At the sight of this man's flesh,
And I'm right on here with Judy,
When she says he is delish.
I screeched when I saw these pictures,
And spat out my morning tea,
Cos there's really nothing more soxy,
Than the beastie called ... Feli.